TESTOSTERONE is the EMPEROR of steroids

 

THIS IS ONLY FOR THE USE OF OVER 18 YEARS OLD ADVANCED BODYBUILDERS, WHO ARE ALREADY DRIPPIN’ SERIOUS MUSCLE.  EVEN THEN, PLEASE THINK SERIOUSLY, VERY SERIOUSLY ABOUT TAKING THIS STEP. THE FIRST CYCLE OF TESTOSTERONE WILL BE THE BEST EVER (this will NEVER be repeated and 20% additional muscle –sometimes more – is not uncommon for the initiation cycle). THEREAFTER, ALL CYCLES WILL PRODUCE A RAPIDLY DIMINISHING RETURN. THE MORE MUSCLE YOU HAVE, THE GREATER THE INCREASE.

 

WARNING!

 IT WILL BE VIRTUALLY USELESS, IF YOU HAVE NOT PREVIOUSLY DEVELOPED TO A MINIMUM REQUIRED STANDARD OF PHYSIQUE ANYWAY. SO DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME; THERE ARE FAR BETTER WAYS (many, like ‘amino acid target boosting’ as in various Showmuscle articles)! ! Also (and this is particularly so, if still in your high-secretion phase of post-puberty) your nuts (balls – testicles) are likely to go into a permanent down-sizing until they reach grape- like proportions. OK, If you want to permanently sport a non-manly package reminiscent of a poor slave  Eunuch, then go ahead. But it’s doubtful whether those chicks will think it so totally cool! Doesn’t quite go with the full packaged image of a muscle stud?



TESTOSTERONE is the EMPEROR of steroids. And is by far, one of the most effective steroids available in achieving awesome, maximum muscle and strength gains in the shortest time possible. Proper testosterone usage (BUT ONLY AT THE RIGHT TIME FOR YOU) will blast you well past your natural size limitations to exploding,’ bulging,’ seam-splittin’ meat. But for all its great qualities, testosterone does have some serious side effects. These side effects are largely avoidable if you use your brain!

PLEASE BEWARE OF PEOPLE SELLING THIS STUFF. MOSTLY
(although there are a few noble exceptions) THEY ARE ONLY THERE FOR PURE PROFIT AND DON’T CARE A  F**** ABOUT YOU, OR WHETHER YOU BECOME A STUNNING MUSCLE MONSTER OR A SKELETON IN A WOODEN BOX! THEY GET THEIR ‘POUND OF FLESH’ EITHER WAY, SO WHY SHOULD THEY BOTHER?


 

  There is a bit of a myth that testosterone supplementation leads automatically to steroid-induced bouts of rage, better known as "roid-rage." They do and quite frequently! BUT ONLY when totally merciless, cold-blooded coaches motivate their young charges to take steroids like candy with a view to becoming ruthless, totally non-controlled, violent animals on the football field or similar sports venues, after they have literally psychologically force inculcated their young physically superior built and virile athletes into a state of non-controlled terror and carnage against any competitor. Those that refuse being very severely disciplined and harshly punished for such infractions; far worse for the athlete, the ultimate humiliation! They are thrown off the team for being weak, mentally inferior and unsuitable (these type of scenarios, are thankfully becoming fewer and fewer).

 

Also, there are ‘thick-as-planks’ bodybuilders (yes, they still abound! who overdose to the point of near brain-dead!) Testosterone has a direct effect on endorphin levels. It can bring about a general feeling of well being and provide a feeling of confidence, which is almost unparalleled. If however, the individual is already inclined to bullying and aggressive conduct, this will be escalated to a greater or lesser extent, and that’s where the real trouble begins. Otherwise, normal people are rarely transformed into raging psychopaths.

STeroids shrink your dick.
" testosterone supplementation will not generally bring about penile shrinkage but there is however, a distinct possibility that you’ll live for ever with SMALL BALLS  ‘a – hanging,’ without taking sensible precautions. Testosterone usage can cause testicular shrinkage there is no doubt about this as will be evident from some of the older bodybuilders who continued on non-stop steroid cycles over many years – and even some of the younger ones unfortunately, are rapidly becoming this way. But this condition is now largely avoidable, depending again on the smartness of the individual. There have been unsubstantiated reports, of the penis on a few teenagers, not increasing in further size after taking large steroid dosages, but the endocrinal system of pathways is not something to be tampered with regardless anyway.
 
amazing DRIPPIN’, EXPLODIN’ BEEF results can be expected with proper testosterone usage IF BUT ONLY IF, YOU ARE AT THE RIGHT STAGE OF YOUR SHOWMUSCLE TRAINING CURVE TO FULLY BENEFIT – IF YOU’RE NOT, RESULTS WILL BE MUCH REDUCED AND DISAPPOINTING; WORSE, YOUR FUTURE CYCLES WILL BE WASTED ON YOUR BOD. Over a 3-month period, a first time (FULLY SUITABLE) steroid (advanced bodybuilder) user can expect to gain 30-60 pounds, particularly if all the other growth package ingredients are in place, including the absolutely VITAL phase of sipping water THROUGHOUT the day and NEVER STOPPING THIS!

 

   

Once steroid usage has ceased, there will probably – though not automatically - be a loss of around 10-15 pounds of water-weight, but most of the muscle gain should be retained. BUT, If you choose to allow your testicles to shutdown and stop testosterone supplementation without a taper and occasional complete LAY-OFF, you'll lose a mighty lot of gains in muscle and those ‘balls’ will also be looking smaller, graduating to ‘grape-size’.

ONLY IF YOU ARE ALSO PREPARED TO LIVE FOR SERIOUS MUSCLE: TRAIN EVIL BALLS-OUT, EAT A VAST AMOUNT OF FOOD, SLEEP AT LEAST TEN HOURS A NIGHT, TAKE TESTOSTERONE FOR SIX WEEKLY CYCLES ONLY (FOLLOWED BY SIX WEEK NO-STEROID LAYOFFS). In other words, take an equivalent amount of time between cycles as you are on (taking them); therefore if you do a 6 weeks cycle (6 weeks of actual testosterone), you should take 6 weeks off before your next cycle).

YOU MUST ALSO BECOME SO STEEL DISCIPLINED AND FOCUSED THAT FRIENDS & FAMILY DON’T EVEN RECOGNIZE YOU! The first step in assessing whether or not testosterone is the steroid for you is taking a look at your own goals. But if it’s for maximum fat-loss with no interest in muscle gain, forget it.

Testosterone is virtually never to be found in pure form. Most of the time, some ester or another has been added to it. The purpose of this is to avoid a sudden rush of testosterone in your system. Esters will let the testosterone get absorbed in a time-released manner. So the next step is: choosing which form of testosterone wpould be best to use?


WHICH TESTOSTERONE TYPE?

 

There are many forms of testosterones to choose from. Testosterone Propionate will hit your system in 2-3 days. Testosterone Suspension (which has no ester) will hit your system in 1 day. Testosterone Enanthate will take about 10 days. Sustanon (a blend of 4 different testosterones) will remain active in your system for periods of probably up to 4 weeks. The general rule is the faster acting a testosterone is, the more side effects you will experience from its use. So the goal is to COMPROMISE and find a fast acting testerone but one that doesn't hit your system so fast that most of it is rapidly converted to estrogen and DHT whilst simultaneously, choosing a testosterone that is not so long acting it will be hard – if not impossible -to control. Enanthate is a good one and Australian testosterone enanthate is one of the very best.

findING a reliable brand of testosterone: There are many brands out there  and the most potent brands of testosterone are: the Pakistani Sustanons and, the Australian testosterone enanthate bladders which are outstanding.

Since it’s impossible to test them all and hellishly expensive: personal  feed-back experiences have indicated that one of the most unreliable brand names of testosterone is T200. Both Tornel and Brovel Labs in Mexico make T200. The Brovel version seems to be even worse that the Tornel. Users of T200 usually experience greater amounts of acne and balding. Feedback reports have even indicated that some poor stud was faced with a pubic hair in his Brovel T200t viall. Also it has been rumoured that this has other additives such as estradiol and DHT. T200 is also grossly underdosed and a very "dirty" all round (bacteria and foreign substance wise) brand! Whenever you hear someone saying that he needs at least 1000 mg of testosterone to see good results, chances are he is on T200. 1000mg of T200 is probably only 500mg of testosterone enanthate!

BEGINNER CYCLING: For a beginner using a good quality testosterone,

 

500mg a week is suggested.  YOU MUST take as much time off between cycles as you are on. In other words, if you do a 6 weeks cycle (6 weeks of actual testosterone), then you should take 6 weeks off before your next cycle. If you insist on doubling this, you MUST still take exactly the same number of weeks OFF as ON!

Weeks 1 to 10: 500mg testosterone enanthate per week
Week 11: 300mg testosterone enanthate
Week 12: 200mg testosterone enanthate

Side EFFECTS: are usually a result of the two paths testosterone can take, once it hits your system.

 

 

PROSTATE ENLARGEMENT:

The first path testosterone tends to take is via 5alpha reductase which turns it into DHT. Even though DHT has some beneficial effects on muscle gain, it is highly androgenic. DHT is the main cause of steroid's two biggest side effects: balding and enlargement of the prostate which often leads over time to cancer. Prostate Hyperplasia: DHT has been shown to dramatically increase your chances of getting prostate cancer. Even’ if you’re a pulsating, totally hot, permanently hard, super muscle stud that is exploding with raw bulging virility  – with the chicks lining up in queues for as far as you can see:  still have your prostate looked at regularly by your doctor if your on steroids.

 

Having an enlarged prostate is definitely something you want to avoid. So how to do this? Taking Finasteride (also known by the brand names of Proscar and Propecia) has been shown to inhibit 5alpha reductase from converting testosterone to DHT. Research has shown it to be highly effective in treating and preventing baldness and prostate enlargement. Fincar: Fincar is the brand name and it’s made in India. Even though it contains the exact same chemical as Proscar (5mg of finasteride), its cost is significantly less. suggestED usAGE:  1 to 1.25 mg of finasteride a day for every 500mg of testosterone you use. If you have a 5mg tablet, that means using one quarter tablet a day. Prolonged use has shown no adverse side effects in most subjects.

balding:

 

Look around you! You may have a head of thick, lustrous hair which complements your Godlike looks but beware! There are a good many bodybuilders – some quite young, who are otherwise throbbing studs, but with thinning hair or worse!  Basically, DHT binds to the hair follicle in your head. It causes an inflammation that in turn starves your hair of oxygen. Thus, your hair dies.  Nizoral shampoo: Research has shown that this may (MAY!) prevent balding depending on your genetic makeup. For the $20/bottle cost, it is well worth it to use Nizoral shampoo. No noted negative side effects have been reported, except a possible dryness of the hair.


 

BITCH (BREASTS) PECS:

 

Gynocomastia (Gyno) is an often seen side effect in steroid taking bodybuilders. Again some teen and juniors are well on their way to showing this unpleasant feature. Basically, it is the irreversible development of breasts in a male subject. Although normally harmless in nature and usually small, it often causes an immense amount of mental anguish in studs that are otherwise icons of bulging steel- beef perfection. This is all caused through the next path that testosterone might take through its ability to aromatize into estrogen. Estrogen can cause the development of gynocomastia causing increased water retention, bloat, and an un-nerving rate of fat gain. Getting rid of estrogen is comparatively easy for most guys though.

 

An anti-aromatase (i.e.- a substance that prevents testosterone from being converted into estrogen) is:  Arimidex and the brand name for anastrozole. It comes in 1mg tablets. USAGE: one-eighth to one quarter of an mg of anastrozole per day per to every 500mg of testosterone that you use. That equates to using a quarter of a tablet every other day or every day. Anastrozole has been shown in countless research to cut down estrogen production by up to 90%. Prolonged use has been shown to be extremely safe.

 

TESTICULAR SHUTDOWN:

 

With all this exogenous (outside), excess testosterone in your system, there is no point in the body continuing to produce this naturally, and so, it simply shuts down and decides to stop producing its own source, causing your testicles to shrink (builder’s small ball syndrome) and your sperm count to decrease significantly or produce ‘blanks!’

 

Testicular shutdown is significantly reduced by the use of clomiphine citrate (more commonly known as clomid) by stimulating your body to encourage endogenous production of its own testosterone. Even though testicular shutdown is normally reversible to a greater or lesser extent once steroid use has ceased,  prevent it from ever happening in the first place and you will retain a ‘manly profile.’ Once you come off steroids, your body will normally, gradually start producing its own testosterone again. However if you’re NOT musclesmart, and do NOT take equal periodic steroid lay-offs to that of your cycling, this can take many months to happen. Also during that first month, you will have greatly reduced amounts of testosterone in you system and your once stud libido will be way down. The succeeding months should then improve at a relatively slow rate. Thus, you will most likely lose much of your gains once you stop using testosterone.

 

If, you want to ensure this loss of  ‘expensive’ muscle, a suggestion might be: A clomiphine citrate to prevent testicular shutdown: AKA Clomid; 25mg of clomid per day per 500mg of testosterone you use. Clomid usually comes in 50mg tablets, equating to one tablet every other day. There are tablets of 1000mg of testosterone, which equates to 1 tablet a day.  Clomid has been shown to be relatively safe in medical research.

CHOLESTEROL:

 

Cholesterol increased levels can be another worrying side effect of testosterone supplementation. A low-cholesterol diet is always advised when on testosterone, but most smart bodybuilders do this anyway. Most of the time, heart attacks are through steroid use abuse, and the result of significantly overdosing plus, individuals naturally prone to this problem anyway. SMART MUSCLE non-cycling with periodic lay-offs and, restraining from a high cholesterol diet when on them, should largely overcome this problem. Getting your blood analysed on your first cycle is recommended. The full efficacy of steroids very much depends on the individual, so it is vital you find out if it affects you and to what extent.


MUSCLE BULGE ZITS:

Testosterone enlarges your sebaceous glands, which are located in your skin, and causes the production of excess body oil. This in turn leads to acne, which can occur on your face, back and chest. Explodin’ buffed muscle stud animals who are literally steel bulging and throbbing with virility, and at the peak of young male perfection, don’t need this annoyance. So, if you experience this side effect, it’s possible to reverse it. Taking 2 showers a day is your first step. Next, tan once or twice a week (*preferably not in direct sun but in shadow to prevent skin cancer and anyway, you’ll develop a better, consistent tan – you get 70% plus of the tanning rays anyway). If it’s summer, go to the beach* and swim in the ocean every so often – Don’t trust SP levels – multiply them by a factor of 5 at least and cut time duration in half to make sure. If it is winter, take a bath using 2 cups of Epsom salts to .5 to 1 cup of hydrogen peroxide (5 VOL only) every so often. Hey dude! The moment you feel an unsightly bump developing, place an ice cube on it until it just starts to tingle – and not burn – and repeat regularly, this will discourage its development. Also use cider vinegar diluted in water and dab regularly onto those bumps, as muscle zits are not friends with this sort of acid bathing. Lemon and similar citric acid work well too.

STEROID CYCLE:

 

So here is what a complete beginner's steroid cycle would look like, with suggested legal supplements worth taking):

Weeks 1-4 or 1-10 (if on 12 week cycles.)

*500mg testosterone per week
*1 quarter tablet of Fincar per day (1.25mg)
*1 quarter tablet of Arimidex every other day (0.25mg)
*1 tablet of clomid every other day (50mg)
*320mg of standardized Saw Palmetto Extract per day

Week 5 or 11: *300mg testosterone per week

*1 quarter tablet of Fincar per day (1.25mg)
*1 quarter tablet of Arimidex every other day (0.25mg)
*1 tablet of clomid every other day (50mg)
*320mg of standardized Saw Palmetto Extract per day

Week 6 or 12: *200mg testosterone per week

*1 quarter tablet of Fincar per day (1.25mg)
*1 quarter tablet of Arimidex every other day (0.25mg)
*1 tablet of clomid every day (50mg)
*320mg of standardized Saw Palmetto Extract per day

STEROID DOWNLOADING:

Week  7 or 13:
*1.25mg of finasteride per day
*.25mg of Arimidex every other day
*100mg of clomid every day

Week 8 or 14:
*1 quarter tablet of Arimidex every 3rd day (0.25mg)
*50mg of clomid every day

extra muscle building:

 

FAT is NOT bad for bodybuilding if it’s good fat. Without it in fact, you are creating problems for your bod which will get worse not better: Testosterone secretion may be adversely effected if the fat intake goes much below 20%. However you MUST discipline yourself to throw out as much Saturated fat as possible FRIED STUFF IS OUT FOR STUDS – severe discipline builds awesome bods! Instead, opt for Essential Fatty Acids: EFA’s. Now you won’t like this, but if you don’t have sufficient EFA’s, your power to create muscle through your testosterone (muscle stud hormone) will just not be capable of maximizing production , That means simply; you will NOT grow to the max.

 

EFA’s probably decrease catabolism and INCREASE GROWTH HORMONE SECRETION. They also help good (HDL) cholesterol and evict the bad (total serum)type. Evening Primrose oil/Borage oil/flax oil/Safflower oil. Primrose oil?  – ok, it’s more expensive but brilliant!

MUSCLE POTION:

Try this little muscle magic mix, take it every day, and your muscle massing ability should upload whilst your fat burning ability (through increasing the efficiency of the metabolism) will also be significantly improved:

Mix one cup of Primrose oil or flaxseed: with one cup of another EFA oil; flaxseed, safflower, borage or primrose oil. Now take one cupful of this mixture with a protein drink, meal replacement powder, or regular meal, two or three times a day, which will provide your daily bodybuilding quota of EFA’s. An alternative but highly effective method is the same dosage but with: evening primrose oil and extra virgin olive oil. FAT THIS WAY burns off unwanted, muscle overlying-lying fat.

This may extraordinarily, also improve the action of insulin whilst improving the oxygen use and energy transformation, required for optimal performance.

DIET:

 

Confusion is rife when it comes to steroids and training and dieting whilst on a testosterone cycle. YOU MUST increase daily caloric intake by around 2000-3000 calories. Increase protein intake to 1.5 to 2 grams of protein per pound of lean bodyweight (sometimes more depending on your metabolic somatotype). Training should be upped in intensity but NOT duration for most programs. Sleep is another important factor. Get at least 10 hours a night if you want to explode grow.

 



If you train, eat and sleep right plus rest for recuperation, you should expect to gain anywhere from around 30-60 pounds from this cycle (more has been reported but not verified). About 5-15 pounds will be water retention; so don't be alarmed when you start losing this at the end of your cycle. You will retain the majority of the muscle. 10 - 15% of your overall weight gain will be from this water. Expect substantially more water gain, If you choose not to use an anti-aromatase, which will in turn, cause greater overall weight gain.

 

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